And it’s about some of my fellow men
At my age, I have accumulated a lot of pet peeves, but there is one that really pisses me off. And it refers to my fellow male adults.
I have the misfortune of suffering from IBS, which necessitates me frequently having to visit the bathroom, wherever I may be. I think I know where every bathroom is located within a 40-mile radius of my home. Yesterday afternoon was another one of those times. I was shopping at Costco, spending much more money than I intended, when
I suddenly felt the urge to go to the bathroom.
I sprinted, the best I could, to the bathroom, which was located at the far end of the store. Luckily, all of the stalls were empty. Entering the first stall, I noticed the toilet seat was down and soaking wet. It was the same for every single damn one of the five toilets! I had to take paper towels to spread on the entire seat so that I wouldn’t be sitting in some lazy SOB’s pee.
There were plenty of urinals in the bathroom, so why did so many damn lazy men see the need to use the toilets? I see the same thing at Walmart and Lowes. Okay, maybe you’re shy and don’t want any other men looking at you peeing, or perhaps you’re afraid Donald Trump will come in and compare you to Arnold Palmer. I understand.
If, for some reason, you need to pee in a toilet, don’t be so damn lazy. Please bend over and lift up the toilet seat instead of peeing all over it. No one wants to sit on a seat covered with your pee. Ask your mother to give you a refresher course in toilet training.
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