Showing posts with label Hurricane Milton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hurricane Milton. Show all posts

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Breaking News! Here’s the October Surprise, It’s Biden’s Fault.MAGA proves Global Warming is a Hoax



Photo by NASA on Unsplash

In the past couple of weeks, Florida, the Carolinas, Georgia, and Tennessee have been devastated by two powerful hurricanes. Trump-supporting MAGA politicians have been quick to remind us that this devastation would not have occurred had Trump been President and was able to use his famous hurricane-averting Sharpie pen to steer the hurricane away from the US.

They also pointed out that the Biden administration has done nothing to assist the victims of the storms as FEMA monies were instead given to house illegal aliens. They observed that Biden had not been there to help in the recovery, recalling fondly how Trump tossed rolls of paper towels to the Puerto Rican victims of Hurricane Maria, smiled for his photo op, and left.

As a public service, Trump and his supporters are telling the victims they will receive no assistance from the government and not to believe any information coming from FEMA or state and local authorities. Instead, he has opened his home at Mar A Lago to those victims needing housing. He has already donated hundreds of millions of dollars of his own money to assist those who have lost everything.

As Hurricane Milton approached Florida, Republican members of Congress revealed shocking information regarding not only this storm but others that have hit states in the Southeast. They have confirmed that President Joe Biden and his government control the weather. Biden has the ability to form hurricanes and direct them toward heavily Republican areas of those states in the Southeast.

With the help of their top scientist, Marjorie Taylor Greene, they discovered that Biden had a machine to accomplish this activity. He has a weather-changing machine that can create hurricanes, tornadoes, and other environmental disasters. Global warming has nothing to do with the changes in the weather.

All Biden has to do is unlock this machine, which is secreted away in the White House basement, use his password to activate it, set the strength of the wind and the amount of rainfall to produce, and then aim it at the areas of each state with the highest population of Republican voters. Before he presses the “Start” button, he can determine how much money can be diverted from FEMA and other federal assistance programs and be given to illegal immigrants,

This revelation is undoubtedly an October Surprise and emphasizes the importance of returning Trump and his Sharpie back to the White House for the safety of Florida and other hurricane-prone states.

Image Created by Bing Image Creator. Joe Biden creating Hurricane Milton.


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