Showing posts with label Political Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Political Satire. Show all posts

Thursday, October 24, 2024

What Will the News Media Look Like in 2025


If Trump wins the election

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In January 2025, Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 47th and final President of the United States. He immediately began working on his retribution list, carrying out his promise to punish those who had been disloyal to him. He is acting with impunity thanks to his hand-picked Supreme Court, which granted him dictatorial powers.

His first official act was to nullify the Constitution and replace it with Project 2025. He has directed his Justice Department, now known as The Department of Revenge, to arrest former officials and political opponents, including Harris, Biden, Obama, Liz Cheney, and others, who are charged with treason and will be summarily executed.

He then set his sights on the media. As promised, he revoked the broadcast licenses of CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, and MSNBC. The Public Broadcast System was abolished. FOX News, Breitbart News, and Newsmax are designated as the only broadcast networks allowed to report the news. The Washington Post and The New York Times are no longer allowed to publish any news that Trump’s Truth Ministry has not approved. Local and hometown newspapers are under the direct control of the Truth Ministry and will function at Trump’s pleasure.

Social media and other internet sites that previously allowed open political discourse will now be under the watchful eye of newly appointed Free Speech Czar Elon Musk. X and Truth Social will now become the official mouthpieces of the Trump Regime. The world-famous social publishing site Medium will no longer publish any articles unflattering to Trump, his family, or his handlers.

The names of anyone who has written articles considered unfriendly towards Trump or his agenda will be handed over to Musk for possible imprisonment or execution. AI-written articles will encouraged over those articles that could be regarded as woke or inclusive.

Dear Leader will continue to carry out his policies of mass deportation and denial of fundamental human rights to people of color, women, the LGBTQ+ community, and non-Christians as time, his health, and JD Vance permits. I will attempt to report on further developments here on Medium if Musk hasn’t caught up with me yet.

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Thursday, October 10, 2024

Breaking News! Here’s the October Surprise, It’s Biden’s Fault.MAGA proves Global Warming is a Hoax



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In the past couple of weeks, Florida, the Carolinas, Georgia, and Tennessee have been devastated by two powerful hurricanes. Trump-supporting MAGA politicians have been quick to remind us that this devastation would not have occurred had Trump been President and was able to use his famous hurricane-averting Sharpie pen to steer the hurricane away from the US.

They also pointed out that the Biden administration has done nothing to assist the victims of the storms as FEMA monies were instead given to house illegal aliens. They observed that Biden had not been there to help in the recovery, recalling fondly how Trump tossed rolls of paper towels to the Puerto Rican victims of Hurricane Maria, smiled for his photo op, and left.

As a public service, Trump and his supporters are telling the victims they will receive no assistance from the government and not to believe any information coming from FEMA or state and local authorities. Instead, he has opened his home at Mar A Lago to those victims needing housing. He has already donated hundreds of millions of dollars of his own money to assist those who have lost everything.

As Hurricane Milton approached Florida, Republican members of Congress revealed shocking information regarding not only this storm but others that have hit states in the Southeast. They have confirmed that President Joe Biden and his government control the weather. Biden has the ability to form hurricanes and direct them toward heavily Republican areas of those states in the Southeast.

With the help of their top scientist, Marjorie Taylor Greene, they discovered that Biden had a machine to accomplish this activity. He has a weather-changing machine that can create hurricanes, tornadoes, and other environmental disasters. Global warming has nothing to do with the changes in the weather.

All Biden has to do is unlock this machine, which is secreted away in the White House basement, use his password to activate it, set the strength of the wind and the amount of rainfall to produce, and then aim it at the areas of each state with the highest population of Republican voters. Before he presses the “Start” button, he can determine how much money can be diverted from FEMA and other federal assistance programs and be given to illegal immigrants,

This revelation is undoubtedly an October Surprise and emphasizes the importance of returning Trump and his Sharpie back to the White House for the safety of Florida and other hurricane-prone states.

Image Created by Bing Image Creator. Joe Biden creating Hurricane Milton.


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